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Our Master, LORDFROGBEAST117, has since left us. His life was short. Like two months. However, we continue a sacrifice of paying alms to our leader. He gave us guidance in the darkest of times, even when he was wrong, faulty and downright stupid, we still followed him, for it would bring prosperity to the Potalto one day. Even as he has gone, we still sense his guidance for us. He told us to make this website. You're welcome, we have all sacrificed much to bring forth this knowledge to the poor humans who lack purpose.
Born at the age of 5 in December 2022, LORDFROGBEAST117 excelled in subjects such as physics, psychics and phsycology. After founding SpaceZ at age 4, he then proceeded to conquer the meaning of life. However, this eventually lead him to his death. But this is his birth so that doesn't happen yet.
In his teen years, LORDFROGBEAST117 began going through some changes. He had a sudden desire to learn about the supernatural abilites of potatoes. He dropped physics, psychics and phsycology without hesitation, for he knew that he needed to do this.
LORDFROGBEAST117 found this funky lookin' website called slatch scratch and then hey what's going on why is it what i cant backspace help theres something wrong with my keyboard oh oh oh wait the backspace is stuck ok we fixed it yall we good now LORDFROGBEAST117 found this funky lookin' website called Scratch and then began working full-time on a purple concoction. The very first, Potalto.
LORDFROGBEAST117 wanted to give his beautiful creation some attention. Then he saw some nerd on Scratch Imagine Program Share posting virus links all over Scratch Imagine Program Share. This gave LORDFROGBEAST117 a brilliant idea. Using this new groundbreaking discovery, LORDFROGBEAST117 began posting URL's to the purple potato all over Scratch Imagine Program Share.
Even with all the attention LORDFROGBEAST117 was getting, it was never enough. Spamming links all over Scratch, he became a sensation. However, LORDFROGBEAST117 attracted some unwanted attention as well. Before he knew it, LORDFROGBEAST117 was banned from scratch. LORDFROGBEAST117 even spammed the keepers of Scratch itself with E-mails, the "Scratch Team", but the vile Scratch Team ignored LORDFROGBEAST117's request and LORDFROGBEAST117 was never heard from again...
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a brave and adventurous person named LORDFROGBEAST117. He had heard of a rare and mysterious creature known as the "potalto," said to possess magical powers.
One day, LORDFROGBEAST117 set out on a journey to find this legendary creature. He traveled through dense forests and treacherous mountains, facing many dangers along the way.
After days of wandering, he finally stumbled upon a strange and peculiar sight - a purple potato-like creature with eyes and a mouth, just as the legends had described. It was the potalto.
LORDFROGBEAST117 was overjoyed at the discovery, and approached the creature with caution, unsure of its intentions. But the potalto simply stared back at him with its big, round eyes, and opened its mouth to speak.
"Greetings, LORDFROGBEAST117," said the potalto, in a surprisingly human-like voice. "I have been waiting for you. I have been sent to guide you on a great and important journey."
LORDFROGBEAST117 and potalto formed a strong bond, and set out on many adventures together. They discovered hidden caves filled with treasure, battled fierce monsters, and even saved a kingdom from destruction.
But the greatest adventure of all was when they ventured into the dark and dangerous underworld, where the potalto's true powers were revealed. It was able to harness the power of the underworld, and with it, they were able to defeat the ultimate evil and bring peace to the land.
From that day on, LORDFROGBEAST117 and the potalto were known as the greatest heroes the land had ever seen, and they lived happily ever after, their bond unbreakable.
